After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.
My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.
you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing
BUBBLES IS ACTUALLY HERE :’3
Sorry it’s been awhile since I uploaded anything personal…but I’ve been spending most of my time with this lovely lady. Who I am proud to call my girlfriend once again. <3
Sexuality: 50% straight. Maybe like 47%.
Sexuality: [awkward shrug] [noncommital grunt] [avoidance of eye contact]
Sexuality: Heterosexual* ((*terms and conditions may apply))
Sexuality: Depends on the phases of the moon and the positioning of the stars
Sexuality: That is an excellent question. [strokes chin] [peers contemplatively into the distance] Freddie Mercury was born in September of 1946…..
Sexuality: I am exclusively attracted to the sound of money being rubbed together
Sexuality: [Opening crawl text in the beginning of every Star Wars movie]
Sexuality: In a spectrum of heterosexuality on one end and homosexuality on the other, I am floating somewhere in the vicinity of your favorite childhood memory.
Sexuality: [sneezes fourteen times in a row, makes you uncomfortable with repeating your bless you’s but also uncomfortable with ignoring the sounds, forces you to leave the room]
Sexuality: I am four tablespoons of queer in a medium glass of hetero. It doesn’t matter though because I dropped the glass years ago and stepped on a shard and had to excuse myself indefinitely. The glass is not empty. The glass simply is not there. Watch your step.
Sexuality: Overly complex and not entirely accurate analogies
Sexuality: I probably would not date an inanimate object??
Sexuality: [opens mouth] [theremin music begins to play]
October is the awareness month for every single one of these!
Don’t just go pink!
Signal boost like there’s no tomorrow!
I have faith in you tumblr!
We can raise awareness for the awarenesses!
We can do this!
I have celiac disease and this is the first time ive EVER seen it being supported besides the little groups of people who all have it. This actually means a lot because it isn’t just a joke or diet its legit. THIS IS WHY I FUCKING LOVE TUMBLR
i had selective mutism for 5 years in primary school. I didn’t know there was an awareness thing for it. I mean now i know i had that because of my anxiety though.